Last Splash

The gene pool could use a little Chlorine.

Wednesday, 10 September 2008

So, no news yet. I have to admit, it was a little disappointing when my "visitor" came last month. (A full DAY late, no less...bastard.) But, hey, it's still fun to try.

I am so tired of people with kids (especially young or old ones...people with 5-12 year olds seem to keep their advice to themselves a little better) telling me how much my life is going to change once I do get pregnant. Hello, I'm 29 years old. I've thought this through. I know my body will change, I know I won't sleep for at least three months for more than four hours at a time (and that's an optimistic estimate), and I know that lying on the couch watching an America's Next Top Model rerun while saying to myself "I'll get to the dishes eventually" on my day off will soon be a thing of the past. It kind of already is anyway. The 9-5 job has been a good transition to make while preparing for kids. No more watching old CSI's on Spike until 3AM because I knew I could sleep until 10 the next morning. These are things that I know will change...I'm as ready for them as I can be! So quit trying to talk me out of it and just let me enjoy this phase in my life...