Last Splash

The gene pool could use a little Chlorine.

Wednesday, 19 July 2006

So, it has been stated here before that I harboured a simmering hatred for Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas for quite some time, mostly because I felt she had broken up the Original Peas (mistakenly) and because she seemed like such a twat. Then, I had to laugh at the fact that her name is actually Stacy Ferguson, and how can I really have bad feelings for someone with such a dorky name? I mean, she's just a hometown girl trying to make it in the world, you know? I heard her new "song" last night, and I have to say I'm impressed. It's almost exactly like what I expected out of her "solo" act, but maybe a little less street and a little more pop (after all, she is white...she can't rap fast). It's almost like if you were to listen to a great Missy Elliot song that was totally ruined by the fact that she had taken a Valium, and because of said drug rapped in slow motion, so the rhymes were off the chain, but there just wasn't enough of them, and you got the feeling that her flow was being cut short by Gwen Stefani coming in to whine the chorus. So, it's good, if that's the sort of thing you like.