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Thursday, 30 March 2006

Oh Whitney...

I was pleasantly surprised to find The Bodyguard on during my late-night, I have tomorrow off work, viewing party. I totally haven't seen it since, like, the 10th grade. Remind me again why we thought The Bodyguard, Clueless, and Speed were movies that warranted watching once a week? In any case...I was sad to discover that, yes, Whitney Houston was truly amazing at everything she did, which proves the lesson once and for all to us: stay away from crack. See what it does to you? She was so real and pure and talented, and now she's...well...have you ever seen the Mad TV video spoof of "whitney" and "mariah" singing "I'm not insane"? I highly recommend it. If only she had stayed with Kevin Costner...she wouldn't be crazy, and he wouldn't have married that "I don't have a real career so I'll call myself a handbag designer" blonde chick.

posted by: Cannonball14 at 18:03 | link | comments (2) |
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#1 30 March 2006 - 18:47

Clueless has priceless quotes:

"Why am I even listening to you? You're a virgin who can't drive."

"So what did you do in school today?"
"Well...I broke in my purple clogs."

"I thought they declared peace in the middle east?"

"The PC term is 'Hymenally challenged'."

"I SO need lessons from you on how to be cool. Tell me the part about Kenny G again?"

DJGroovySlug

#2 30 March 2006 - 20:34

At the mature age I am now, I prefer the timeless quotes from Superstar, starring Mary Catherine Gallagher (as played by Molly Shannon).

"I'm like rubber and you're like glue. Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you."

Or the timelessly classic "penis song" from the DVD version of The Sweetest Thing.